Thursday, February 21, 2013

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs.

Let's laugh today.
I read tried to pick out the funniest riddles I could find. 
Gary said these aren't funny.
I read him about 100 last night.
I found them here, so if you like these, 
go read some more.
Then you can annoy your family, just like me. 

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Who does Pharaoh talk to when he feels sad?
His mummy.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife fall asleep?
Because of his coffin.

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Oh, snap.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks. 


Tiffany said...

Those are definatly chuckle worthy.

Tamar SB said...

ba dum bum!

reminds me of my favorite joke:

Brian Miller said...

hahaha i could use the chuckle today...thanks for warming my morning....smiles.

Pumpkin Delight (Kimberly) said...

Love the elephant one! So cute. BTW your bday shoot yesterday was just fabulous.

Heather said...

I think they are all cute and made me smile!!

Roger Owen Green said...

all groan-worthy, especially the title! which is not a bad thing.

April said...

I so needed a chuckle this morning...THANK YOU!

M said...

Thanks...I needed some funnies to brighten today :)

Tracy P. said...

Hahaha--the Dracula one especially! That cat's expression is awesome. Hope your step is lighter today, Becky! :-)

Joanna Jenkins said...

Cheetahs! I LOVE that one.
Thanks for the smiles, xo jj

Katherine Vargas said...

Becky your so hilarious i love your humor and how you see life.

Gigi said...

It seems to me that Gary just doesn't know what funny is!

Wanda said...

I guess I'm still a kid... I was laughing.

Jennifer Hoppins said...

They are funny, to me anyway!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Personally, I love corny jokes and these are aces!!!!

Anita Johnson said...

Laughing is good, especially in a snow storm!

photowannabe said...




They keep dropping their trunks...HaHaHa!