Let's laugh today.
I read tried to pick out the funniest riddles I could find.
Gary said these aren't funny.
I read him about 100 last night.
I found them here, so if you like these,
go read some more.
Then you can annoy your family, just like me.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Who does Pharaoh talk to when he feels sad?
His mummy.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife fall asleep?
Because of his coffin.
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Oh, snap.
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.


17 comments:
Those are definatly chuckle worthy.
ba dum bum!
reminds me of my favorite joke: http://goodrandomfun.blogspot.com/2010/10/hooked-on-phonics.html
hahaha i could use the chuckle today...thanks for warming my morning....smiles.
Love the elephant one! So cute. BTW your bday shoot yesterday was just fabulous.
I think they are all cute and made me smile!!
all groan-worthy, especially the title! which is not a bad thing.
I so needed a chuckle this morning...THANK YOU!
Thanks...I needed some funnies to brighten today :)
Hahaha--the Dracula one especially! That cat's expression is awesome. Hope your step is lighter today, Becky! :-)
Cheetahs! I LOVE that one.
Thanks for the smiles, xo jj
Becky your so hilarious i love your humor and how you see life.
It seems to me that Gary just doesn't know what funny is!
I guess I'm still a kid... I was laughing.
They are funny, to me anyway!
Personally, I love corny jokes and these are aces!!!!
XO
Laughing is good, especially in a snow storm!
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They keep dropping their trunks...HaHaHa!
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