Monday, May 7, 2012

Let's hear it for the girls!


Photo Challenge Submission

I heart faces is only once a month now.
I miss it.
A lot.
This months theme is 'Hey, Girl' 
in honor of Mother's Day.
I really like girls.
I think they are smart and funny and witty.
I think they are soft and sweet and loving.
I am glad to be one.
Here's a joke to make you laugh today.
Found here.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." 
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband he richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."



21 comments:

Gigi said...

Hahahahahaha!!!! Perfect way to start my morning!

Sharon said...

LOL! Beautiful picture!

Tamar SB said...

I didn't realize it was only monthly now! I haven't done it in forever, clearly! This picture is stunning! Happy early mothers day to you!

Pam D said...

Hahahahaaaa.... that was hilarious! Smart woman... ;<) And your photo is a beautiful capture of a special moment; I love it! xoxox...

Stephanie said...

Thanks for starting my day off right. I don't know you but I can tell you are as beautiful as your picture! :)

Stephanie said...

Thanks for starting my day off right. I don't know you but I can tell you are as beautiful as your picture! :)

Tracy P. said...

Hilarious!! Perfect start to my day! That is an absolutely gorgeous photo Becky. I LOVE your photos. Have I told you that lately? You have made me a better photographer. AND you have helped me enjoy it more. Thank you. :-)

Caseybumpinalong said...

What a gorgeous capture!

Becca said...

What a beautiful shot my friend!!!

Melinda said...

Gorgeous conversion and fantastic depth of field, friend! Love it!

Michele Q said...

I miss it weekly too . . .:-( but lovely image!

Kim said...

I promised I would start commenting and this is the perfect one to start it off with. I love this joke!!!

What a beautiful photo. I really like how you captured that moment. So wonderful.

Farmgirl Paints said...

you should make up your own. that would be cool.

Katherine said...

gorgeous photo. great entry good luck! got love the joke :D

She Writes Here Now said...

Ohhhh MY gosh! That made me laugh sooo hard :)! And that photo is beautiful.

I like girls, too :).

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh, that is so funny. And bad.
Girls rule!!!
xoxo

Bethany @ 3SonsPlus1...and.... said...

HaHaHaHa, I hadn't heard that one before! I love your photo- it's stunning! Thanks for stopping by my blog earlier and taking the time to comment. Have a super day! =)

Buckeroomama said...

I totally agree with what you said about girls --100%!!

angie said...

Happy Mother's DAY!

LL Cool Joe said...

I really like girls too. :)

Susan @ Sunflower Status said...

Too funny!