Sunday, December 11, 2011

I don't like anyone that doesn't like cats. Seriously.


Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. 

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?”

 “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” 

The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” 

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”


48 comments:

really.truly said...

Ahhh, it's been a while, girlfriend!!
I like cats :) Greg and I adopted 3 cats (and a rabbit) when we got married. No cats now, though.

Hope you are well!!

Mari said...

I love cats! That picture is so cute. Love the joke too!

Shey said...

aaaaaw hehehehehehehe well I'm glad it wasn't Mr. Jingles who ate that fish! =D

Tamar SB said...

Meow! So cute! Hope everything with you is great!

Charmaine Poulin said...

Hahaha! That's a great one!!! I love cats.....but I might be allergic now.....need one to snuggle me to figure it out! Have a happy day!

Scarlett said...

That's a cute shot Becky!

Farmgirl Paints said...

Oh no! Whew...so glad I love cats. They're furry...what's not to love?:)

Jennifer @ Studio JRU said...

Oh my goodness! lol What a cute shot Becky! :)

Tracy P. said...

I love THAT cat! It's the ones who come near me and make me SNEEZE that I am not fond of. Unfortunately they love me because I ignore them. I also love big ferocious cats on the other side of plexiglass. So amazing to watch. Adorable shot, Miss Becky!

Brian Miller said...

haha nice...and what a cute cat...we have a new kitty...we got him at 4 weeks but my has he grown the last 2 months...almost as big as our 12 year old cat...i think he may be part tiger...

Pam D said...

Becky, where do you FIND these jokes? That might just be your best one ever!!!! And the photo of kitty peeking out is just precious... and a perfect capture of how kitties act. :<)

Casey said...

Your jokes are hysterical!! Always puts a smile on my face!

Great capture too!!

Niki said...

Love it!

Daniela said...

Great shot! :) And I had a good laugh at your story!

DaenelT said...

LOL and great picture.

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

Yummmm! That is so adorable.

Stasha said...

Judging by the joke, you might be more of a dog person :) Great photo Becky!

Pumpkin Delight (Kimberly) said...

Ha! That's funny! I like some things about cats, but not other things. I hope that's ok. But, really I'm more of a dog person. :)

Gigi said...

Perfect way to start my day! Cute, cute kitten and a funny, funny joke!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

TOO funny, I love it!

Formerly known as Frau said...

It's not that I don't like cats it's the allergies and what happens when I'm near I cat I don't like! Happy Monday Becky!!

Formerly known as Frau said...

It's not that I don't like cats it's the allergies and what happens when I'm near I cat I don't like! Happy Monday Becky!!

April said...

I'm very allergic to cats, so we don't get along too well. Sorry! However, I do love your picture and the story that goes along with it. Do I get brownie points for that? ;)

Mrs. Limestone said...

ha!!

I do know a lot of nice people who don't like cats but I don't get it at all. I console myself with the notion that there are also people who don't like chocolate. Crazy world.

kasey said...

Becky! you have to put in I love cats on you tube. it's hilarious! your post just made me think of it! :)

MG Atwood said...

You crack me up! Sweet shot, love the composition and that face! Have a great week...and yes, I love cats.

Skeller said...

Becky, you're hilarious! That headline + adorable picture + the very-funny story that would be loved by cat-haters everywhere = sarcastic perfection :-)

Dana Suggs said...

I used to LOVE them...and then someone told me a scary story about them, and they scare me now! HAHAHA I don't run away and scream or anything, but I don't utterly adore them like I used to! It also doesn't help that I'm TERRIBLY allergic to them!

Oh but kittens...KITTENS I LOVE! Kittens I have to smack my hands to keep from my picking up and loving all over. LOL

Home Girl (Marlene) said...

I have a very special place in my heart for all four legged friends.

What a cute picture...I just love it.

I have missed you...hope you are enjoying the season.

lsquare said...

Kittens are so adorable and you've captured the sweet curiosity they have. Your joke made me laugh out loud and then I just had to read it to my husband, who also laughed out loud---thanks!!!

Mommy to Tyler & Kendall said...

oh that Kitty has its eye on something! haha

Busy Bee Suz said...

That is a bad joke and a gorgeous photo!!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

That is a bad joke and a gorgeous photo!!!

Melissa said...

HAHA - i love it! And the picture - what a beautiful cat! :)

mamamia said...

That is a good one! Good joke ;0) I am allergic to cats and they kind of creep me out when they are in my house. I don't know why. But, I think they are cute if that counts for something.

Erika B said...

So, so sweet little kitty!

Erika B

Tricia said...

That is a beautiful little kitty! I love the sneakiness of this photo as it's peeking around the corner. :)

Maggie May said...

Chuckling! I do like cats though!
Maggie X

Nuts in May

freckles & dimples said...

awww man, i dont really like cats. but, the one in your pic is cute :)
have a great week!

photowannabe said...

Well that says it all!!
Darling picture of the kitten looking at us. Have a great week Becky.

Team Lando said...

1. hilarious.
2. i do not like cats. please don't hare me.

Kelsey K. Anderson said...

love how you caught him peeking around the corner! and nice story ;-)

Teachinfourth said...

If I had the choice between a cat and a candy bar, I'd take the candy bar...

Caseybumpinalong said...

Precious picture!

Caseybumpinalong said...

Precious picture!

borne . image . photography said...

Well, I LOVE cats, and this one is absolutely adorable! We have two, and I posted about our older one! ... Hi Becky! It's been much too long since I've been around, with a family wedding and other adjustments, etc., etc, but it's good to be back and trying to get into the weekly challenge again! I've really missed reading your posts, and this joke is .... well, funny, I guess! Lol!! Just glad it wasn't my cat that ate that goldfish! Hope you're doing well ... I'll look forward to checking in with you on a regular basis now! Blessings to you, my friend!! - Deborah

Erin Oveis Brant said...

I LOVE cats!! (so happy to find your blog...it's fantastic!)

Between You and Me said...

that was hilarious.