Sunday, August 28, 2011

The perfect couple


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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing  question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...





The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...





So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

40 comments:

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Hahaha.. very funny! And pretty truthful!

Angela said...

Ha! I've heard this one before, but somehow it NEVER gets old :))

Gigi said...

As a *perfect* woman with a *nearly* perfect driving record; I will say that I didn't see that last paragraph at all!

TOOOOOO Funny!!! You always bring a smile to my face! Always! No matter what mood I might be in!

Ashley Sisk said...

So true -sweet shot!

FootPrints said...

HA!! so funny! i totally kept reading!!
Love the white photo....gotta find mine!

Pumpkin Delight (Kimberly) said...

Ha ha ha! Cute photo. Was it a wedding you shot?

redheadreverie said...

I just about fell off my chair I was laughing so hard...and I might have glanced at that last part....maybe.

lifebythecreek said...

hahahaha.... you KNOW I had to keep scrolling down! I've heard the first part, but never the second! And that photo... oh my goodness! That is STEAMY.. I never realized that white could be steamy! Somebody get a fire extinguisher... quick! I love it.. the light is amazing!

Alisa said...

hehe love it

Kylie and Amber said...

I so needed a laugh after such a tough couple of weeks.............and yes I did scroll down so obviously I am hopeless at listening lol, which made me laugh the most!

Sis said...

Oh man this is hilarious! I love it! Thanks for your sweet words on my blog http://adoption-thecrookedroad.blogspot.com. it means so much to me to have the support of others. I have been so blessed and cant wait to meet my babies someday soon! Loved reading your story and will definitely keep coming back!

Leesha said...

LOL.... I just may have to share this story!! Its true.. I don't listen.. but don't tell anyone that! :)

Teachinfourth said...

So then who took the photo? There was an accident? I'm so lost...

LOL.

A Family Completed... said...

Great photo... I don't listen either, lol ;)

Buckeroomama said...

Hahaha! I've read this before, but it gets me each time! :)

tiarastantrums said...

I was thinking as I began to read this - there are not perfect people . . . hee hee!

fairlycandid said...

You do it every time Becky -- You amaze and delight your readers! Great photo. Mary

Casey said...

So pretty!!

Jaymi said...

Such a sweet picture! Nice joke too :)

Angela@the crazyness that is me said...

Very funny!

Jientje said...

Loved the story but the photo is even better!

Colleen said...

HAHA!:) I didn't get that it was a joke (Even the bit about Santa didn't tip me off...one of those mornings I guess:) so I read with avid interest and then of course, finally got it.:) Very cute story Becky! Thank you for the smile!:)

sheila said...

OMG, now THAT is hysterical! ha ha ha! And.... of course I scrolled to the end, making it even funnier!
:)

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

Ha...I love it...and that shot, too!

Maddy said...

Lol!! Perfect story! To be honest, I'm glad there is no such thing as perfect...perfect would be boring :)

lsquare said...

I have to say I check out your entries for your jokes and stories as much as your lovely photos---love the wind and the softness in this one...

SBSAKE Photography said...

This is a gorgeous kiss!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

LOL???? did you expect me to listen??? NOT.
LOVE this photo...gorgeous!

Valeria said...

Beautiful image.
Thanks for the tip on my blog. Really like that.

Mighty M said...

Too true, too true!! Of COURSE I didn't listen!! :)

freckles & dimples said...

there's no santa claus???

lovely shot!
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Sarah said...

Great photo and story.

Catherine Anne said...

Funny!!! So great to stop in and say HELLO~ Hope all is wonderful!

Melanie said...

Ok... first off GORGEOUS shot!!

2ndly LOL.... this is hillarious & oh so true! Love it. (ofcourse I didn't stop reading, & srolled down!)

Sue said...

heehee

=)

LceeL said...

Perfect.

Julie Wagner said...

love it!

Tamar SB said...

This is too great! Love the pic too!

Laura D said...

Becky, love this picture..so in love..and I love the post as well..too funny, you are always good like that - whether a laugh, a thoughtful insight or a tearjerker..

mamaof2gymnasts said...

i was almost ready to start crying!!! cute joke and, of course i read i t to the end!! your photo is amazing. you truly captured the love between this couple and the lighting is beautiful!!