Sunday, June 12, 2011

Bright and Beautiful!


Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. 

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." 

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. 

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. 

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." 

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. 

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. 

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Joke found here

46 comments:

Rachel said...

Your model is beautiful!

And what a silly punch line! :)

Mari said...

I was wondering what was on the top - funny!

Eboix said...

haha love it - and this is a great shot!

lifebythecreek said...

Goes to show why women really don't belong on top. 0_o ba dum bum! hahaha.... Bright and BEAUTIFUL model and a great laugh with that joke! :<)

Brian Miller said...

i really want to laugh, but that would imply i might actually believe that about women you know...smiles.

Anita said...

Good joke!

Your model is wewaring that pink lipstick to show off her cute curled up lips. Sassy. :)

Simple Girl said...

Ha-Ha! I think I totally qualified for that joke this week! Love the photo!

Buckeroomama said...

Would I have stopped on the 4th? Would you? ;p

Your model is gorgeous and I love it that you captured "that look"! =)

Jenny said...

So so so funny! I love the jokes you post. And your header brings a smile to my face every time I see it. :)
Beautiful photo this week!

momentswiththemookies said...

love it!

Comeca Jones said...

Lol lol lol

Stephanie said...

Great picture and the story totally made me laugh!

Sara said...

Bright and vivid indeed! :) LOVE IT!!

tracy@sellabitmum said...

So funny! She is stunning. I want those glasses!

tiarastantrums said...

I just want to know where you find your words of wisdom all the time!

She Writes said...

hahahah :) TRUE, I am afraid!

Casey Freeland said...

Tee hee!

Cheers,

Casey

Stasha said...

She looks so sassy. Love the colors.
As for the club, I would have settled with the bouncer. Save me from climbing up all those stairs...

Cheryle said...

The picture is gorgeous and the joke is hilarious! It's always a pleasure to visit your blog!

Team Lando said...

Beautiful as always! Great shot!

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

She is stunning!

Michelle R Photography said...

Becky - I just love this shot!! The orange tones in her glasses and the pink lipstick give it the perfect pop! What a beautiful girl!!

Formerly known as Frau said...

Women just like more options....maybe the last floor had gorgeous men that cook, clean and like to shop! Have a wonderful Monday!

Diana...aka...MeMe said...

Great joke... bright and beautiful photo! She is Sassy!

Susan said...

Thanks for that laugh!!!

Great shot too.

Hope thing are finally slowing down for you!

Busy Bee Suz said...

OMG that is so funny. I would have stopped at FOUR. xo

Ashley Sisk said...

That's a good one - love it! And the image is beautiful. Love her lipstick.

Anita Johnson said...

Love the pairing of photo and joke...she looks like she might have picked the 5th floor! (-;

Tamar SB said...

Love the color of her shades and her lipstick!

Freckles & Dimples Photography said...

we are hard to please! great photo, too!

Jim said...

Gorgeous 'subject' and photo!

I guess it is a woman's prerogative!

fiddlehead said...

great shot....

Bevy said...

Cute.

I'm glad I stopped at the second floor - in real life.

Have a great day, Becky!

Caseybumpinalong said...

What a gorgeous photo!

misc.alaina said...

Great photo! That is pretty funny!!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

I totally would've settled for the third floor or even the second floor. Sometimes, plain is the best thing of all!

Lisa said...

Wow! Your model is gorgeous!!!


Yeah, I think I would have gone to the 5th floor. Just in case :)

xoxo

Sarah said...

I love it. So beautiful.

Erika B said...

How beautiful she is! And that pink lipstick makes it just perfect and very cool.

Erika B

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My Photographic Eye by Irela said...

Your photo is gorgeous (she is just beautiful)....and your story made me giggle!! Have a beautiful day :)

Iseabail said...

The photo is absolutely beautiful! I love it.

Nicole said...

lol

SBSAKE Photography said...

This is a very beautiful picture!
Love the joke!!! Thanks for the laugh!

JAN said...

Those are some serious lips! Love it! That joke was pretty awesome too! :)

Christina said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm going to have to show that one to my husband!