Tuesday, April 5, 2011

It's a Beautiful Day {for liver and cheese}

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" 


"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." 

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

 He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....

Liver alone. Cheese mine. 


Joke found right here.

65 comments:

Mari said...

Ha! That's good! So are the kids having fun. :)

Gerri said...

Fabulous!!!

Maggie May said...

Thats funny & clever with some really good photos.
Maggie X

Nuts in May

May said...

Woo hoo!! Cheese all mine...;-)
Love Kaish's hair...:D

Sylvia K said...

Delightful, fun post and photos for the day as always! And as always they brought me a huge smile and lots of giggles! Give Kaishon a hug for me and keep one for yourself! Have a wonderful J Day and the rest of the week as well!

Sylvia
ABC Team

LceeL said...

liver ... alone ... cheese ... mine ....

That's where you found that joke!! In a Cheese Mine.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

Melanie Reller said...

That's hilarious. Cute way to tell the joke. Love the pics!

Tracy P. said...

Fabulous! Every bit of it! :-)

Sara said...

Love it!! That made me smile :)

Leslie: said...

That leetle chiwawa said it best, for sure! Hope he enjoyed his treat. Great photos of little kids have lots of fun, too.

Leslie
abcw team :D

angie said...

Looks like it's warmed up in your parts! :)

Roger Owen Green said...

should have seen that pun coming!
lovely pics, as always.
ROG, ABC Wednesday team

Debbie said...

You made me smile with this one! Loved it.

Ms. Burrito said...

I LIKE your L, so pretty..

Please come take a peek at the laughters at my page. Thank you!

Maddy said...

Hahaha!! That was a good one! Cheese mine :) Genius! Love this pictures! I bet the kids had a blast playing with the water hose :)

Gigi said...

Very, very clever! Loved it and the accompanying photos!

Maggie S. said...

Argh. WHAT a clever pretty post.

lifebythecreek said...

Hahahahaha... STOP IT!!!! Dadgum it, Becky, I can NOT give all of your great photos the attention they deserve when I'm trying to read your wonderful jokes! I LOVE to laugh.. but I love your photography, too. You make me all crazy!
Signed,
The Split personality photo-lover/joke-lover

Jim said...

I won't let Sophie see this! lol Being part Lab and all!
Loved this Becky!

Rajesh said...

Very nice and humorous story. The shots of kids having fun are cool.

Eileen @ Cottage Beach House said...

So adorable! I love the photos that went with this really cute joke. Very creative and the photos were just fantastic. Thanks for visiting my site. ;)) I know isn't that rocker just yummy??!!

Tumblewords: said...

Too funny! I love your actors! They are doing a terrific job of illustrating the hilarious tale.

Buckeroomama said...

Hahah! I loved the punch line! =)

Sweet, sweet photos of the kids having fun with water! What a fun way to spend the afternoon. :)

chubskulit said...

Beautiful and LOVELY choice for L.

Please come and see the Lamborghini at my page.

Shawntae said...

That is so cute and funny! lol

Oh and your photos are great!:)

Wanda said...

Oh that is so funny!!! And the children are so darling and having so so much fun!

Rachel said...

That's definitely worth a chuckle and a groan. ;)

LOVE the pictures -- what fun!

Cecily R said...

That is just the kind of joke my husband would tell. In fact, I totally heard his voice in my head when I read the last line. :)

I love love love Kaishon's hair. It's brilliant.

Angela@the crazyness that is me said...

You have such a way of capturing the most perfect moments! Love your photos!

I'm Genny... said...

Love the action shots, and I especially love the bowl on the head! Too cute!

Serline said...

Chalk another one up for the Chihuahua ;-P Is it already warm enough over there for such water play? Here in Thailand, everyone is hoping the rains do not put a damper on next week's Songkran water splashing festivities...

Elaine A. said...

You're joke made me laugh and your pictures made me smile big. You're so awesome. :D

debi9kids said...

LOVE this!
I just LOVE how cleverly you tie your photos into the stories you post.
You have such a wonderfully unique style that is fabulous :)

Caseybumpinalong said...

Love this post - the photos and the joke!

Su-sieee! Mac said...

Ha!

Love Letters To China said...

What a hoot! So funny. Love the last one of Kash.

Formerly known as Frau said...

Awesome....hahahaha! Great shots...kids are really soaking up the nice weather!Happy Wednesday!!

Jill Samter Photography said...

ha ha ha! the title alone made me laugh! great shots :-D

Sharon said...

Got my smiles and laughs in to start my morning off! Thanks! Love the water shots.

Allison Hoffman said...

ha ha!! love that one :) the last picture is by far my favorite - great expression!

Kristi said...

Very cute...and such great pictures! Thanks for stopping by my blog a few days ago! I really appreciate it! :)

Busy Bee Suz said...

THAT is the cutest joke EVER!!!!!
Lovely/happy photos!!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

love it!
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Erika B said...

So funny! Kaishon really has the most amazing hair!

Erika B

By Word of Mouth Musings said...

OK both of my girls are standing next to me and now want to check out your entire blog ... we are supposed to be doing Math, but now I guess we are doing 'art'? lol

Ginny said...

Love the water shots!

antoinette marie said...

i wonder if it took everybody else as long as me to get this, lol! very funny my friend!

Jennifer @ Studio JRU said...

LOL Too funny! Love the action water shots. Fun moments to capture! ♥

Kayce said...

Great laugh!! The pictures are priceless and a sure lifelong memory for the kids too!

jennykate77 said...

Hahahahaha! :)

Always such a cute jokes, Becky!

LOVE the pictures...they just scream FUN!

Hope you're having a good week!♥

Hannah said...

Funny joke :)

LOVE the pictures. They just say childhood fun :)

Hannah said...

Funny joke :)

LOVE the pictures. They just say childhood fun :)

Freckles & Dimples Photography said...

cute joke...Kaish's hair is awesome!!
did you order Moo???

Meryl said...

Great fun! I loved the worded tale and the parallel photo tale.

Great post.

Mama Zen said...

Most fun post of the day!

Jaymi said...

what fun shots!

New Jersey Memories said...

Your blog is cool. I love your photography and the changing header! Great work!

Stephani said...

Okay so all I could think about while reading this was a liver cheese sandwich which happens to be my favorite! ~ Fun photos!

Joanna Jenkins said...

I loved this from top to bottom! Very fun.
xo jj

Julie said...

lol!!!! :D

really.truly said...

Ha...that was the best!!

Love kaishon's hair. I'm guessing he his getting close to the summer shave. Gosh, I feel like I've gone through a few summers with you guys....I know his hair routine! LOL. xxoo!

Taylor Jackson- Ontario Wedding Photographer said...

I love interviews it is so nice to get to know someone behind their shots. Especially when you spend as much time as I do on photography websites! Great Post!! :D

Jennifer @ Studio JRU said...

Just wanted to thank you (so, so much) for sharing with us for the meme! I love your project that is all about love and hugs! ♥

Carla said...

Such a wonderful photographer. Her images are so full of life . Carla xx

Jennifer Bowen said...

LOL Not only are you an amazing photographer and person, you are also hi-la-rious! Love it. =)