Monday, February 7, 2011

everybody loves baby

Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.
levi 8
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
levi 7
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.sweet shot button
levi 6
Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!
levi 9
    (jokes found here)Study 1 - black border (resized 150)

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54 comments:

Ky said...

Lol!!! You're a shocker, Becky!

Mighty M said...

Such a cutie!! Love the jokes, I'll try them out on Hannah later. :)

Busy Bee Suz said...

YOU are a funny girl.
LOVE that baby face!

Brian Miller said...

lovely pics...cant wait to tell my son the batman joke he will love it...

Mari said...

She is so cute with her rosy cheeks! Thanks for the laughs!

Mary Lou said...

I love Baby too!
I'm reposting jokes on Facebook. Everybody needs a good laugh about now. Thanks.

Ms Bibi said...

Funny....my youngest keeps using that split atom one over and over again.

lifebythecreek said...

Beautiful baby! And I'm especially giggling over Flatman and Ribbon... heee hee! But wait... the no-bell prize... a buccaneer... atoms splitting.. ALL great! I shall have to visit the joke site. Meanwhile, I shall have to steal the Batman joke for my FB... tyvm. :<) You ALWAYS make me smile...

Tiffany said...

how cute! I havent even done mine tuesday post yet.

Buckeroomama said...

Thanks for the laughs... they helped wake me up well and good this morning! :) Now Z keeps asking me to read the jokes over and over!

Marla said...

She's precious. :)

Marla @ www.blueskiesphotoblog.com

Caroline (Frogmum) said...

What a sweetie ~ your blog always makes me smile one way, or another! :D

Katherine said...

Awww! these shots made me 'aww' outloud! They are just divine - lovely work :)

K xo

Gail said...

What a cutie! and I am so telling my youngest son the Batman joke...ha!

myevil3yearold said...

I love the quote!

Making It Work Mom said...

Love the jokes. Have to share those tomorrow.

Wanda said...

Ha ha....bring on more cornball. I love them.

You always find those delicious Gerber babies. You must be a magnet....yeah, that's it! Such sweetness. Love the one with your Mom.

Kelly said...

That first photo is my fave!

Alicia said...

I love the pictures, and of course, you are so funny, too!!!

Christina (fivewalkers) said...

I am a fan for life. Your blog is life-giving, you know that?
Such beautiful pictures and love the jokes. :)

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Cute jokes and adorable baby girl!

Tiffany Ellis said...

What a cutie!

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Heidi said...

Ooooh, that baby is squeezable!

misc.alaina said...

very cute, love the jokes!

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

Okay...that 1st joke totally made me laugh.

LOVE these sweet captures, B. Beautiful colors!

Dot O said...

Oh how I'd love to show you my Tuesday.... but he's flat on his back sick in bed..... No pics of that!

She's adorable and she's getting so very big!

Love the jokes. Thank you for the sweet comments too. I still have to visit your photographer interview from Thurs. I am so behind!!

JDaniel4's Mom said...

It is great to start the morning with a chuckle and a smile. You gave me both this morning.

Freckles & Dimples Photography said...

ha! great way to start off the day :)

Formerly known as Frau said...

Love my morning laughs with Becky the jokester! Happy Tuesday friend!

Jill - FNA Photography said...

thanks for the giggles and making me smile!

xoxo jill

Maddy said...

I don't know where you find this stuff, but you always leave me with a smile or a beautiful though on any particular day! BY the way, I need some help on how to locate some of this stuff for CG. My week is coming up soon and I don't know if I can do it like you, Miss B!

jen@odbt said...

Can't wait to share the jokes with the kids. Made me laugh this morning!

Sarah Halstead said...

So adorable. Great photos.

Briony said...

hahaha these made me laugh out loud. thanks!

Winn (aka Koreen) said...

Cute! I love little kid jokes, especially when they're funny. Of course, Evan's jokes only make sense to him, but that makes them funny too because I like to see him crack up. :D

By the way, I see you got spammed in your comments. How do you feel about that? LOL. Whoever did it wasn't being very smart -- criticizing American women. Yeesh! :P

April said...

I just want to pinch her cheeks...in a NICE way, of course!:) What a little sweetie pie!

GabbyRM said...

What a cutie! Love the jokes, too, lol!

Between You and Me said...

love this....first time seeing the communal global....so moving.

Only God can bring all these hearts and minds together from all over His world.

precious and perfect.

Dorian Susan said...

Bless you for not only listening to, but also remembering the jokes. Sweet little faces in your post today.

H.K. said...

Love the jokes and of course pictures of that baby! Just wanted to reach over and pinch the cheeks!

sophie...^5 said...

Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me! lol

Lisa said...

I am so playing this!!!! :)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

… Because he felt crummy.

Love!!!!!! :) Hope you have a wonderful, wonderful rest of hte week.

Love!

Shannon said...

I love the first shot!

scrappysue said...

lame jokes are the best jokes!!!

Carolina Mountains said...

Cute pics and jokes!

Jessica Heights said...

What a SWEET baby!

Erika B said...

Ha, ha...jokes that my oldest would love!! Beautiful baby pics.

Erika B

gogovivi said...

My world has been revolving around "why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer usually involves Italian food. Beautiful baby!

jennykate77 said...

LOL! Isaiah would love these!! I'll have to read them to him later.

CUTE CUTE baby!!! I wanna kiss her!

Holly Lynn said...

These jokes are great!! Thanks for the laugh. I'll have to stop by next Tuesday!

Just Bits and Pieces said...

So adorable this series!!!!

Liz said...

Cute pictures & funny jokes!

TechnoBabe said...

Great jokes. I am sending them on to my mom and daughters so they can get a laugh too. The pictures are so precious.