This is how I looked when I woke up this morning and realized it was self portrait week at I Heart Faces.
You can see how delighted I am.
There is nothing I enjoy more than having a picture of myself taken.
Nothing at all.
Except possibly having toothpicks inserted in my eyeballs,
running over a bed of nails with hot coals attached to my toes,
or having every bone in my body broken by a secret service agent.
Other than those few instances, I could take pictures of myself all day and all night.
Here is a joke that made me laugh my head off:
A woman, standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
He never heard the gunshot.
(Joke found here)
Happy Monday Beautiful.