How do you make a goldfish age?
Take out the "g"
What do skeletons say before a meal?
Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls.
Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didn't want to litter.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.