Monday, November 29, 2010

a smile for your day

How do you make a goldfish age?

pretty 25Take out the "g"

sweet shot button 
What's the richest kind of air?pretty 1
Billionaire.


What do skeletons say before a meal?
pretty 2Bone appetite.


Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?pretty 3
He had no body to go with him.


What do you call a cow with a twitch?
pretty 7Beef jerky.


Where do very smart hot dogs end up? pretty 9
On honor rolls.


Why did the mother cat move her kittens? pretty 11
She didn't want to litter.


What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? pretty 24
A porky-pine.


What's at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?pretty 28
A nervous wreck.

Study 1 - black border (resized 150)

54 comments:

Formerly known as Frau said...

Love it! You are very witty!! Great shots....love all the smiles and silly faces! Have a great night!

Puna said...

You make me laugh R!

Mental P Mama said...

Always a fun post!! Love these faces;)

Mari said...

Hahahaha! Thanks for the laughs and the beautiful faces!

Jill said...

LOL These are so funny, thanks for sharing!
Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the sweet comment! Great to meet you! Yes, i live in PA too.
Have a great week!
Blessings,
Jill

Buckeroomama said...

I couldn't resist YOU!! =)

I so have to show this post to J. He would LOVE all the jokes! I could almost picture him cackling up over these already!

Diana...aka...MeMe said...

Love them all!! Thanks for the smile!

Brian Miller said...

ha. love the look on his face on the go cart...lol. nice...thanks for the smiles.

Ami said...

What do you call a cow after she has a baby?

De CALF inated...

That's all I could come up with.

:)

But it's not originally MY joke.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Those are too cute.
Love the photos!!!
How are you??? getting ready for crazy Christmas yet??
xoxox

Lori said...

LOl..thank you for the Monday night smiles. :) XX

lifebythecreek said...

Beef jerky.... hahahahaha.... I LOVE that one! And honor roll.. and nervous wreck. Oh my.... I now have jokes for the next Scout campout. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch. !!!! Not to mention thanks for all of the smiles I get from your fabulous photos...

jen@odbt said...

I can't wait to show off some comic skills tomorrow morning. My kids will love these. The first one is hilarious! Old fish...that's me :)

Wanda said...

Aaahhhh.....thanks for the good 'ol laugh. You always put a smile on my face. Love all the images to go along with your yuck yucks!

Tracy P. said...

My favorites are Kaishon in the go cart and the hotdog joke. You are a nut! :-)

Skye said...

thank you for the laugh and thank you for your super sweet comment on my blog! :)

Susan said...

Oh my, this did put a smile on this tired face tonight.

Just what the doctor would order.

As always I look forward to your posts.

Blessings♥

Joanna Jenkins said...

That Go-cart picture is priceless!
xo jj

Caroline said...

I love these!!! Great jokes for the kiddos and you photos...always make me smile!

Marilyn said...

You are always good for a laugh! Love the pictures. SO clear and sharp.

Norah said...

SO funny! The "oldfish" was my fav for some reason.

Cinner said...

That was cute, you make me laugh, always love coming here, I love that the children are always so happy and playing...yes indeed. hugs to you.

Serline said...

Great shots as usual and nice little Q&A to put a couple of smiles on my face ;-)

Jennifer Bowen said...

You are hilarious, my friend... and an awesome photographer! Check your facebook messages. I sent you a little note. =)

Gigi said...

Perfect way to start the morning! Jokes, coffee & pictures! Love the go-kart one! That face will stick in my mind all day!

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

Oh, Sam and his best-bud, Tremain, will LOVE these! Can't wait to amaze them with my humor. :)

Colleen said...

Those are so silly I can't help but smile!!:) Beautiful pictures too!

May said...

You cracked me up!!! :D I am gonna show this post to my little girl!! She loves such one liner jokes and repeats them at parties..:D

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Cute jokes. Love the photos too. especially the one in the go kart.

Keats The Sunshine Girl said...

Thanks for the laughs and the wonderful pictures

Lisa said...

What a glorious smile this left....thank you!!

The Beef Jerky especially got me chortling but the pictures drew me in for more every time!!!

Farmgirl Paints said...

You are a HOOT! Great action shots. Love your life in motion:)

mamamia said...

cute. And, did you really mean it was fascinating? Hmm.

Jerrie said...

Great photos and too funny jokes. I'm going to try them on the teens when they walk in (I'm sure they'll be impressed).

Traci said...

I'm going to have to write some of these down! Too funny...love all your shots as well!

Freckles & Dimples Photography said...

Love that shot of Kaishon in the car...his expression is priceless!

Briony said...

hahah these are awesome!

i love the go-cart pic :)

Manisha said...

Hilarious and Cute!

Skeller said...

it's downright embarrassing how long it took me to figure out the first joke. I was trying to take the "g" out of a-g-e ... duh.

Dorian Susan said...

You must be a great Mom to remember all these jokes. Fun captures....love the go-cart pic.

Mom to 9 Blessings! said...

Oh my goodness you are so funny!

LOL!

Hugs and much love!
Jill

Unknown Mami said...

Just the bit of silliness I needed.

April said...

Well, it worked...these definitely made me smile...real BIG!:)

Ashley Sisk said...

LOL - Love it!

Angela said...

Your photos are always so fun!

Ky said...

Hahahahahaha, that second last pic of Kaishon on the go cart is priceless!
And Becky, those jokes are groaners. lol

TOLIVER FAMILY said...

thx for the laugh and smile! as always...terrific captures

Sarah said...

You are fabulous. Again. I love that Shoshi made an appearance in this post!!! How is that boy?? Do you guys talk to him?

Erika B said...

Ha, ha...these are exactly the kind of jokes my oldest is in to right now. Drives you crazy at times but I remember them from my own childhood. Even though that wasn't exactly yesterday. Great shot of your son in that car. His faces says it all.

Erika B

jennykate77 said...

Seriously funny stuff. Isaiah would love these!

Kim said...

Can I just say that I love, love, love this post!

Kim said...

Okay, loved all those simple, sweet jokes! And that race car and trampoline look fun :-) Wonderful post as usual Becky!

Love Letters To China said...

I'm a little late.... but you definitely put a smile on my face!

I love the picture of Kaish driving the go-cart. PRICELESS!!!

Hope you're having a fabulous day!

Hugs,
Grace

Liz said...

Funny! Great pictures!