We brought our newborn son, Justin, to the pediatrician for his first checkup.
As he finished, the doctor told us ...
“You have a cute baby.”
By s miling, I said ...
“I bet you say that to all new parents.”
“No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”
“So what do you say to the others?” I asked.
“He looks just like you.”
A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas. She said that what she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother.
And that Christmas Eve her mother came home from hospital clutching a baby boy.
The following year, the father again asked his daughter what she would like for Christmas.
"Well," she replied, "if it's not too uncomfortable for Mommy, I'd like a pony."
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said ...
"Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Will you join us?
We would love it!