Monday, June 14, 2010

S’more baby deliciousness

 

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We brought our newborn son, Justin, to the pediatrician for his first checkup.

As he finished, the doctor told us ...

You have a cute baby.”

By s miling, I said ...

I bet you say that to all new parents.”

“No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”

“So what do you say to the others?” I asked.

“He looks just like you.”

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A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas. She said that what she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother.

And that Christmas Eve her mother came home from hospital clutching a baby boy.

The following year, the father again asked his daughter what she would like for Christmas.

"Well," she replied, "if it's not too uncomfortable for Mommy, I'd like a pony."

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said ...

"Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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Will you join us?

We would love it!


78 comments:

Hilary said...

Oh wow.. she's a cutie.. love those little bootied feet! And fun guffaws as always. :)

Yelena R. said...

She's a keeper :)

Molly said...

Precious photos!!!! I love babies!

Kristina P. said...

These are classic!

Marla said...

Oh my. She's just too cute for words. :)

Marla @ www.asthefarmturns.wordpress.com

Kimmy said...

What an adorable baby!!!! Makes me want another one :O)

ourlifeinaclick.blogspot.com said...

When I saw the title I was expecting some amazingly yummy photos of s'mores instead I get to see amazingly yummy photos of babies!! Too cute!

heather

lifebythecreek said...

Wow... those are so beautiful! SHE is so beautiful! And would you stop making me laugh so hard? You're blowing my cover... sometimes I slip away to read my fav blogs, and I end up busted when I come to yours!

Tracey Axnick said...

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! And when are you going to tell everyone that it's your BIRTHDAY??? Happy Birthday!!!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

She is just a doll!!!!!!
I love those jokes.
So, is Gary getting you a baby for your birthday????


Happy Birthday!!!!

RR Mama said...

Such cute baby pictures. Hope you are having an awesome day!!!

☼¨`*•.♥Rocío♥.•*¨`☼ said...

awww she is Precious!

Deep in the Heart of Happy said...

Ya know how people always say...I was laughing so hard I spit blah, blah, blah at the screen...and you are like, "yeah...right?" Well, I literally just spit Crystal Light at the screen...red...crystal light.

Funny stuff darlin' and beautiful photos.

Buckeroomama said...

She's such a perfect little doll! :) Love, love, love this series of photos!

My, you're just overflowing with baby pics, aren't you? :)

Casey Freeland said...

That baby is almost disturbingly gorgeous. It's like an artist carved her out of precious stone. Wow.

Casey

GlowinGirl said...

Oh, definitely delicious. Thanks for sharing!

Tammy said...

Those were so cute!!

Just wanted to stop by and say hi and thank you for stopping by my blog the other day. I love making new friends and seeing new blogs. Thanks again for coming over! I am your newest follower!

Freckles & Dimples Photography said...

beautiful shots...her skin looks like porcelein (or, however you spell it..you know what I mean!)

colorchic said...

OK well I was thinking everything everyone else has already said, A very beautiful baby indeed!

Wanda said...

Oh my goodness. Edible - no that would hurt. Oh....maybe a nibble then.
;)

Ocean Girl said...

Strawberry yummy. And thank you for the smiles too. They were sweet :)

Josh, Steph, The Boys and Maddie said...

oh I just love your stories and your pictures. I loved the Christmas story! That one cracked me up! Babies are sooooo perfect aren't they! And what a cutie she is

Frau said...

Omg...that is the prettiest baby...ever! Shhhhh I hope my Katelyn doesn't see this!

Follygirl said...

Oh, "wie niedlich"-- so cute!
Greetings from Germany
Liebe Grüße, Petra

May said...

Where do you find all these little angels?? My womb just made a summersalt and I so wanna have a baby right now!!:D
Also the jokes cracked me up! Thank you so so much for making my day!!

Anita Johnson said...

I was laughing so hard at your jokes, I had to go back and look at the beautiful photos! You crack me up!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Those little feet did me in!
Happy Birthday Becky!
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Laurie said...

I feel like everything has been said. But the juxtaposition of precious pictures with silly jokes about ugly babies was the clincher.

Karen@StrictlySimpleStyle said...

I'm ashamed of myself for laughing at that last one!

Florida Girl Meets the Midwest said...

What a beautiful baby.

I have never seen an ugly baby in my life.

Very funny. I have heard mommies use "monkey" as a term of endearment.

TechnoBabe said...

Funny jokes and beautiful pictures. Love the booty feet photo.

blueviolet said...

She's just delicious!

Unknown Mami said...

That is one gorgeous child!

Grandma J said...

You are one funny lady!!! Those baby pictures are adorable, but where's the picture of the monkey?

Becky said...

Delicious indeed! And sooo funny too. I have missed the smiles you hand out so freely here :)

He & Me + 3 said...

What gorgeous pictures. That baby looks like a little doll. BEautiful eyes.
Love the joke too. Cute.

Danelle said...

These are all precious, but I just love those little booties.

She Writes said...

Ohhhh! This killed me! You crack me up.

Brian Miller said...

well that one is certainly all cute and no monkey...smiles. adorable pics...

jennykate77 said...

She looks like a little doll...no, seriously...like a REAL doll!!! What precious pictures!

Terry Elisabeth said...

That baby is no monkey ! Adorable !

Alissa said...

I loved the funnies!

diXymiss said...

Precious little porcelain pink princess! Still chuckling over some of those witty wisecracks...

jlo said...

You are making my ovaries hurt.

Lisa said...

Pure sweetness....pictures and prose!!

Stopping by your doorstep :) always leaves me smiling ~ you have a gift on many levels!!

ThisMamaRAZZI said...

What a dreamy baby!!! Tell me about your blog meme and how I can join up next week!

Anonymous said...

Are you posting these pictures with her parents permission??? I bet not.

Anonymous said...

jlo help is on the way a burst ovary is a problem.

brainella said...

You need to stop this. My uterus can't take it.

Half Gaelic, Half Garlic! said...

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL... Gosh, there is nothing like a little baby..... to tug at your heart and put a smile on your face!!

Have a great week Becky!!

Lisa

Annelie said...

The baby is just GORGEOUS!
Love the light!

M.D. said...

Cute story & precious baby! Thanks for sharing!

Maddy said...

What a gorgeous baby!!! And that's the truth! But your stories did remind me of the "Breathtaking" baby on Seinfeld. One of the best episodes ever :) Looking forward to meeting you at the workshop in July! Should be loads of fun!

Karli said...

Thank so you very much for making me want to rush out and have another baby immediately!!! OH MY GOODNESS....what a gorgeous, lovely face! WOW! :-) Absolutely precious! Wonderful shtos.

Mental P Mama said...

Oh that baby is gorgeous!

JinXiu said...

what a face and those eyes
WOW

Whimsical Creations said...

Just precious!

Colin and Jill Canada said...

Oh my goodness, those eyes are killing me.

Jill

Mary Lou said...

She is so precious..AND good looking! My son is a pediatrician and says he hasn't seen an ugly baby yet, until sometimes when he's at home!
I laughed so hard at the jokes. Thank you for making me laugh today. and thanks for your comment on my boring post!

patty said...

she is beautiful, her eyes, amazing! and thanks for making me laugh... now i'm off to see what this tuesday around theworld is... :)

angie said...

Delicious is right.

Oh my stars that baby is precious.

Simply Divine Photography said...

Your blog is pretty awesome! I just loved looking through the posts...Have a wonderful week :)
Cheers,
Susan
http://www.simplydivinephotography.com

DD said...

This has to be your niece right? She looks just like you...those pretty eyes say it all!

RoseBelle said...

LOL! And ouch on the doctor joke.

Baloney said...

Those pictures are too sweet.

Jennifer said...

What an adorable baby... so precious!!

And those jokes... TOO funny! My husband and I both had a good laugh! :)

Lynn said...

OH MY! She is beautiful and you took beautiful pictures! Thank you for stopping by today and the warm comments! Happy Wednesday.

Jodee Leader said...

What a beautiful baby! I love her eyes!

photowannabe said...

Totally yummy. How do you do it???

Kim said...

Thanks for stopping by today! That baby is so, so cute. GREAT pictures!

Frau said...

Becky....I left you a little bit of happiness on my blog ...no pressure to pass on just wanted you to know you spread happiness and I love your blog...you are such a sweet person.

Jane said...

What a cute little baby.

Mighty M said...

Love this little one and those gorgeous eyes!!

R Montalban said...

Thank you for your kind words on my ducklings entry on my blog. So lovely to hear you liked the photograph when you take really great ones yourself - very flattered.

The Mommy said...

LOL!! Those jokes made me laugh out loud. What a sweetie you have there:)
Quite a smile!
BTW, I'm your newest follower! Hope you follow back because I love making new bloggy friends:)

Sarah said...

Oh. my word. She looks like a baby doll!! Exquisite!!!

Valerie@composition-life said...

Love the colors in these shots! so soft and beautiful!
Very very nice

Mrs4444 said...

Funny. And adorable.