Facebook faux pas
(in my humble opinion)
#1 Mother’s that let their ten year olds sign up.
You have got to be kidding me.
I can’t even expand on this because it is
so extremely ridiculous…
Are you serious?
Can’t you be just ONE person?
I don’t care if your husband
You do not need to combine their name with yours…
it is so annoying.
I am about to erase all the people I know like that.
It just bugs me.
If you are really nosy and want to see if their friends
want to find them…
open an account in their name…
clearly you are smart enough to do that
if you are smart enough to name yourselves
#3 You love your boyfriend.
Or your spouse.
You do not need to tell us every minute of every day.
It makes me feel ill when people have to repeat that
over and over and over again.
It is so super-duper exciting that you have found love!
Yay for you.
Now shut up about it.
If you want to post about your fabulous love
how about this:
once a month
and on holidays and birthdays.
It will still be annoying
but it will be bearable.
#4 Status Updates every hour
Do you have a life?
I do not want to know what anyone is doing
every single hour of every single day.
The end of my rant!
I have to throw these posts out sometimes
because otherwise everyone thinks
I am too happy and sunshiny and fake.
I have to go now…. I haven’t updated my status
in 33 minutes.
I need to tell Gary how desperately I love him.
The world must know!
I also have to leave a comment on Kaishon and Shoshi’s page
so they will have something to read
when they get home from school!
*the boys really DO have facebook pages.
Hopefully you can see that I am making fun of my OWN self in this post!
If we aren’t friends yet,
look me (us) up!
What don’t you like about facebook?