Sunday, April 18, 2010

you can have as many pictures as you want this week

jacob and katelyn collage and I can only figure out how to make a 2 hole collage…

I know. I know.

My brilliance amazes you.

It is hard to be so advanced : )

I can’t wait to see all the cool collages at

I Heart Faces this week!

I know there are going to be some amazing things to see!

Here is a joke to make this post a little cheerier : )

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.
He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

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59 comments:

Mighty M said...

I like your collage - A+ for effort!

Hilarious joke - but I admit I must have read it fast the first time because I had to go back and read it again before I "got" it. And no, it's NOT because I'm a blonde either. :)

Buckeroomama said...

I find it challenging to make collages, too! I spent HOURS on mine and it's just ho-hum. Hoping to learn from this week's entries! :)

Loved your joke --FUNNY!!!

4 Lettre Words said...

Awww..you'll be on to 4 in no time! :o)

Anita Johnson said...

I'm not sure why, but the "two hole" collage phrase cracked me up almost as much as the joke! I'm sure there will be awesome collages from the digital scrapbookers...I'm hoping to learn a few tricks myself from them!

Muthering Heights said...

I like your collage...it's better than one I could make! :)

She Writes said...

Oh that made me laugh!

Marla said...

I like it... I haven't started on a collage yet. Let's hope it goes okay. :)

Marla @ http://asthefarmturns.wordpress.com/

Sarah said...

Hilarious! (The joke, not the two-holed collage.) Very cute pictures :)

tiff(threeringcircus) said...

It looks wonderful, two or twenty, it's still a fabulous collage.

Elyssa said...

I LOVE it! Very cute :)

Christy said...

haha, I love blonde jokes! and your pictures!

Michelle Pixie said...

Very, Very Sweet! I love it!

Carrie said...

Okay, you seriously crack me up! What a funny joke and an adorable collage. Now I can go to sleep with a smile on my face :)

Carrie said...

LOL! The collage is sweet, how can you go wrong with those adorable faces! And thanks for making us laugh!

Christina said...

Awesome joke...when I was growing up I got asked a lot,"Did you dye your hair brown?" Sad, but true. Not that I did that, but that the question was asked. :)

RM @ LMMP said...

But you make a darn good two hole collage! :)

SBSAKE Photography said...

Very cute and adorable!

Jan said...

Oh so cute!! Love it!!

Trudy said...

Well, that's one more picture than I could have put in any collage. Looks great!

I got my camera just in time and am looking forward to starting to snap lots of pics.

Have a blessed day Rebeckah!

Mum-me said...

Cute photos!

(I layer my photos in Microsoft publisher and then import into photoshop to finish up.)

Monika said...

Good one, girl!!! Mine is almost as fabulous as yours, lol.... first time collage maker here!!

Katherine said...

What a beautiful collage! I love the subject of course and the colours...

Great work. Check out mine at www.thoseblissmoments.blogspot.com

Once again, nice work! Have a beauty full day.

K xx

Marilyn said...

Funny!

paige said...

I liked your collage!
Funny joke, too. :)

Becca said...

ok but I love your 2 hole collage :-) so cute!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Yummy babies.
I don't get the joke. :0

amy said...

love the joke and the two hole collage is so sweet.

Adeena said...

Two-hole. XD Cute pics.

Joke was awesome, too.

Colleen said...

Ummm... I'm kind of blonde and it took me a second read to get the joke. Sigh. Cute pictures!

tara said...

Sometimes two is all you need! Lovely as always.

Shelle said...

Your pictures are so sweet!
And I loved the joke! :)

Lolli said...

Haha! I am not a pro at collages, but I actually had fun whipping one out this week! I like yours!

Jenn said...

Don't worry! I did a "two hole" collage too! Yours looks great!

Rana said...

LOL! That was bad. I like your two picture collage. Hey you gotta start somewhere!

mamamia said...

Becky, your pictures just keep getting better and better! I am jealous of your amazing talent! I seriously loved all of these pictures on this page. Keep up the incredible work!

Alice said...

your joke is hilarious! thanks for sharing :)

and that's really funny. i hurried over to check out your collage, thinking you were going to teach me all kinds of wonderful new techniques and you taught me improvisation - awesome! i'm never let down when i come to your page - lol! have a great week!

Capturing Sunshine said...

Simply darling! And, as always, I will leave your blog smiling. ;)

TechnoBabe said...

I like blond jokes, and I am blond. You are quite a wonderful photographer.

heather nan said...

If two make the statement... do it. Always nice to follow up a collage with a good blond joke... good work.

Adrienne in Ohio said...

Love your joke! I'm still searching for photos worthy of a collage, so you really are more advanced, at least more advanced than I am! :)

Brooke said...

I love that they look like Polaroids....I have no clue how to do that!

Simone said...

haha. you are better then me because I don't even know how to do a collage.

ameliaandaleon said...

oh, i needed that joke today. THANK YOU for the funny! and, love your sweet, simple collage!

Melinda said...

LOL - girl, you crack me up! That joke was hilarious.

Love the collage! The photos are just precious. You can always go to Picnik at create a collage too : )

the monkeys' mama said...

I LOVE your hilarity. You seem...happier...hoping praying! loving your post!

Dawn said...

funny joke! and i have to admit... i giggled a bit about your collage. ah well... something to learn another day!

Ellie said...

Loved your blonde joke. wishin' I were blonde cause then I'd have an excuse for not having a clue how to make a collage!

Good on ye for attempting one!

Elle Bee said...

That baby and that little girl are so cute! And that joke made me laugh out loud!

jodi said...

awesome! cute collage you've got! and your header seems new? nice :)

Erin Cassidy Photography said...

I think it is adorable!!

The Animator's Wife said...

2 is all you need to fit the definition! these 2 are so sweet!

- dls - said...

i love your collage! my collage only has two photos also...hopefully it will post before the deadline.

thisisjustalovesong said...

Hey becky

sweet and simply that's what i say....and try to live by it...i love your photos. the joke's pretty funny too :):) (shelle @ dancing matilda) i'm linking to my photography blog.

Tiaras said...

beautiful - LOVE your header - how did you get that to do that in blogger?

Christal said...

Hey Becky!! Love the joke, and the collage!! Hope you are doing well!! :)

Wendhy Jeffers Photography said...

Thanks for the joke, it had me cracking up. Something I would do :) Keep up the good work, you'll learn more.

Diana said...

I like your simple, lovely collage. The joke is so funny! Thanks for the kind comment you left on my blog.

Katarina said...

I love the collage! Very simplae, but I think it works well with the picutres you have choosen!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

love your joke and your effort!
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