Sunday, April 25, 2010

Life is better with a smile.

  It is smile week at I Heart faces.

Smiles are the best.regina

Last weeks blonde joke was such a hit.

Here is another one:

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."
"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"
Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)
Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."
Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in the world did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

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I hope your week is filled with smiles.

82 comments:

noellemonique said...

Thanks for all the kind comments on my blog! So strange...when I clicked on your profile and saw you live in Perkasie. I live like 10 minutes away!!

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TechnoBabe said...

That is a good blond joke. I used to have so many of them. I like the photo. Nice sunglasses and your eye is just visible through the lens.

Cheryl said...

Thanks for the laugh! Oh - and the post below, with the pictures of the baby and the kids? WONDERFUL!!!

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

Kristina P. said...

Love it. In other news, I had no idea Thrush was a type of bird.

Rana said...

Great photo! I like the attitude she's given off.

I'm groaning at the joke. You are hilarious! :-)

Mari said...

I'm smiling over here - thanks!

lifebythecreek said...

I keep hearing "Vogue" from Madonna... "on the cover of a magazine". That's what that pic reminds me of... so chic and mysterious. I love it! The joke? yeah, I love it too..... :<)

Muthering Heights said...

Oh my stars, I think that is my favorite blonde joke EVER!!!

The lady in your photo looks so stylish...I adore those sunglasses!

Tracey said...

Okay... love the pic as always!!!

That was friggin hilarious!

Busy Bee Suz said...

OMG. I love Cuckoo clocks.

Oh, that was a lie, I loathe them.
I do however love blonde jokes.

septembermom said...

I'm giggling. Great picture too!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

Bwaa ha ha ha ha....I love being a brunette :)

Buckeroomama said...

That was a good one! LOL!!

Wow, that pic -- so rockin'! :)

Heather said...

I love your Sunday Citar... the quote gave me chills. Thank you! And thanks for the laugh too:)
(from Sunday Citar)

DonnaS said...

I want her sunglasses! lol Great shot for this week and your joke cracked me up :0)

This Little Family said...

Great picture!

Tiffany Walensky said...

heheheh great joke! And the picture is stunning!!

the monkeys' mama said...

i l-o-v-e the new header! So fun that it is dynamic. And, I love that this photo is in black and white. Great job this week, friend!

RM @ LMMP said...

So fun and cute photo.

Brooke said...

I love the angle of the smile you captured here! Your entries each week are always so fun and spot on for the theme!

cynthiagirl said...

What a find. I am so glad you came round and commented so that I could link back to you. Your photos are wonderful. I will bookmark you now and look forward to more.

cynthiagirl said...

What a find. I am so glad you came round and commented so that I could link back to you. Your photos are wonderful. I will bookmark you now and look forward to more.

(sorry for the second post; you would think after all this time I could successfully type my URL without error).

cynthiagirl said...

What a find. I am so glad you came round and commented so that I could link back to you. Your photos are wonderful. I will bookmark you now and look forward to more.

(sorry for the second post; you would think after all this time I could successfully type my URL without error).

Jan said...

A FABULOUS Smile!!!

Monika said...

Beautiful picture!! And yes, I read the entire joke... ha, ha... blondes are the best =)!!!

christy rose said...

Well you just started it off with a huge smile on my face, that is for sure. :) Thanks!

Frau said...

Heehee love it! Have a wonderful Monday!

4 Lettre Words said...

Lovely, my friend!

Have a fantastic week!!

TidyMom said...

LOL.......I just knew it was going to have something to do with a clock! Good one!!

GREAT shot too!!

parentingBYdummies said...

I keep meaning to the ihearfaces thing. Keep forgetting, though! Maybe now since I'm doing my Old School Photo Friday thingy I'll be able to remember better. Maybe...

alita said...

Fun pic! Fun joke, too :)

Puna said...

Now those are some cool glasses! Great entry!

tiff(threeringcircus) said...

ROFL! you're funny.

Briana said...

Nice photo, she's got great attitude!

Becca said...

What a fantastic picture and great joke :-) love you and your entries every week!

Sarah Jones said...

What a wicked smile! Love it!

Jennifer Juniper said...

Ha ha! Glad I'm not a blond!

Great secret smile :)

Adeena said...

XD

Love the picture.

I knew it was going to be the cuckoo. ;)

Mental P Mama said...

That reminds me...I need to get my highlights touched up;)

Living In Williamsburg Virginia said...

Excellent photo; cute joke.

Darryl and Ruth : )

fiddlehead said...

I like this smile....and what she must be thinking. Great shot!

SBSAKE Photography said...

What a great joke! Love your photo, such a elegant smile!

blueviolet said...

There's something really special about that photo!

Real Housewives of Oklahoma said...

In an attempt to defend blonds everywhere, I didn't see that answer coming. :)
I have a blond joke coming up on my blog this week!
Thought of you when I saw the RHOK has an upcoming MckLinky about "How Did He Propose?" Might be time to link up and tell your story that week...
Baloney/Mrs. Priss

MBB Founder and Editor Denene Millner said...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, that's SO wrong!

amy said...

very very funny joke. as always, great picture. You really have such a great eye. Love it.

Serline said...

What a long way to get to the punch line, but it was worth the wait!

Diva Morgan said...

I love this!!! I love the smirk and the post title! Everything is better with a smile!

Bunch of Barrons said...

Haha...too funny! :) Love your "smiles" shot, too. :)

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

**snort**
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Adria said...

OMG! Your blonde jokes are the BEST! And that is one fab smile!

Britney said...

I love your picture! She's gorgeous! What a captivating smile.

LOL, great blonde joke!

(Thanks for following! If you follow me I'll follow you, I love your pics! I agree Drew is awesome!!!)

Julia Spencer said...

Love the pic! ;) Very cool.

MamaArcher said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting today! :o)

This joke was well, funny and left me rolling my eyes. I actually think I may know that person! At least someone like her! LOL

Have a blesssed day!

Sassy Chica said...

Thanks for the laugh!!

I love jokes, but am not very good at remembering them or telling them...especially the hilarious ones. I get a bad case of the giggles while telling a joke that I start laughing at the joke before I deliver the punch line...a comedian I am not!

I too heart faces!! Have a great day:)

Smooches,
Sassy Chica

jen@odbt said...

Great capture - she looks like she is up to something. Hopefully something fun and the joke is hilarious! Wasn't expecting punchline.

Anita Johnson said...

The photo is super cool and the joke cracked me up...a double header today! Win! Win!

Mighty M said...

Ah, yes that was my first thought about a cuckoo too! :)

Jenny said...

Love your picture this week! And I love that you included a joke- haha!

Thanks so much for your sweet comment... I love that boy!

Jacqui said...

THank you SO much for your comment on my blog!! have a great week, take care

Jacqui

stephbouf2 said...

Thank u for your comment on my blog!!
LOL! That waz soo funny! I love that pic....she has great hair.:D

Carly said...

Haha, cute joke and great pictures!I almost want to google it to see if it is true, but I am sure it is just a joke.

He & Me + 3 said...

Gorgeous picture. Not to sound creepy...but She has perfect lips.

Carrie said...

Gorgeous! She looks cool and sultry! :) And how can you not laugh at these jokes! There are too funny! Priceless!

Angie said...

Gorgeous photo!
The joke was great too!!

Summer said...

Fun photo! Love the shades :O)

Josh, Steph, The Boys and Maddie said...

I HEART THIS PHOTO! So great!

Valeria said...

LOL!! your post are always so fun! great shot!

Grandma J said...

LOL, I love your blonde joke! If I ever get on that show, I want youl to be my lifeline!

Lyndsey said...

Oooooo, she is soooo smooth! I like it. And I love the quote about sons in your header. Fantastic. Have a great week!

LisaDay said...

Sort of saw that one coming.

I like a good blond joke.

LisaDay

Stacy said...

i'm a new photographer, new blogger, new to i heart faces... and your pic was one i clicked on to comment and say WOW!!!! Great shot!!! :)

Thauna said...

Great picture!! Love your blog and the joke, funny!

JAMIE ANN said...

Thanks for always sharing great things. Made me smile too! You do a fantasic job in so many ways. Great job

Erin Cassidy Photography said...

Beautiful!!

Kerry Neville Bakken said...

Thanks for the great laugh! I needed it today. No really, I needed it. And your son is gorgeous! Did you take the picture? Stopping by from SITS!

http://mommamaybemad.blogspot.com/2010/04/to-sleep-perchance-to-dream.html

Jane ... said...

Thanks for the great laff! Love your demure smile. :)

Mom of M&Ms said...

Such a kind comment you left on my blog. I love checking in with yru blog. Your quotes are inspiring and your pictures are awesome. Thanks again!

Silly Goose Photography said...

How in the world do you find time to make such beautiful comments to so many? I have never met you, but I just know that you are a most gorgeous woman inside and out. You have no idea how far your encouraging comments reach. I am grateful for you.

- dls - said...

fabulous smile....and even though I am a blonde, I still laugh at the jokes. :)

Caroline (Frogmum) said...

LOVE your entry this week :D
(apologies I didn't read the joke ~ too many words for me!! - see my comment on your next post!)