I mean, how cool am I to get a love note
in a school notebook!?
I raced into his room to say thank you
(and to find out what was crossed out.
since I am very old and my eyes
could not discern those scribbled over letters!)
My sweet Kaish is super duper honest.
So, he says,
Well, the part I scribbled out said
“She really annoys me sometimes though.”
I was like,
“What? No Way!
You think I am annoying?
And here is what he told me:
“You are the only Mom that makes her kid
Kaishon and his friends
have discussed it and Kaishon reports that
the boys stated they only have to
change their underwear
(wait for it…)
once a week.
I kid you not.
So I said,
like any good Mommy would,
“No wonder it is so smelly when you are all playing.”
Then Kaish threw his pillow at me.
Please excuse me
I have to go wash some underwear.
the Meanest Mommy in the World
How many loads of laundry do you do a day?
I do one load a day.
I only fold every three days though
and that is only if I can’t find
a poor schmuck to do it for me!
That doesn’t happen too often-
there aren’t too many schmucks in the house
and believe me, I have looked for some!