Time for your tangent…what is your latest complaint?
(inspired by Jill from I Don’t Want An Oscar)
Please don’t be offended by this post! I am going to tell you what I don’t like about some blogs. If you do this stuff and I come visit all the time any way, well then, clearly, I don’t care : )!
If you do this stuff and I never visit you, well, then you know why! Just kidding. Sort of!
No one wants to read 100 paragraphs.
If I read 100 paragraphs (or even 20)
it better be good.
Make it snappy : )
(of tip #1)
What about if your camera is broken?
Is it ok to do a post without a picture then?
NO! It is NEVER ok to do a post without a picture.
Have you heard of google image search?
Put a picture in your post.
I need to look at something.
I don’t really want to know every detail of your day.
I have one of those too.
I want something exciting. Or funny. Or interesting.
Just pick a few special moments of your day.
Did you have a funny experience at Walmart?
Did you make a nice dessert inspired by Rachel Ray?
Are you going on a diet inspired by the New Year?
Just pick one thing to tell me about each post.
One little snippet.
I do NOT want to read 20 snippets.
Do you want to know how to get them?
Go out there and say hi to people!
I visit people at SITS.
And I also visit people that comment in front of me.
If I go somewhere and I see a funny or especially nice comment I might click your link.
I don’t really like when people ask me to follow them.
I never ask.
People just do.
And I think that is about the nicest thing in America.
And in Germany.
since I want to get my full gripe in
No one is going to steal your kid.
Seriously. NO ONE has ever been kidnapped because their Mom blogged.
And do you know how I know this for a fact?
(It might not actually be a fact, but whatever : )
Do you remember that Craigslist killer guy?
As soon as he was out there everyone and their brother reported about it.
And I do mean EVERYONE and their BROTHER!
So I know that if there was a blog kidnapping
we would know about it.
I get confused. I know it sounds silly but I do.
If you really are worried about safety, call the kid a different name. Like Betty or Johnny.
(You know, common names of this year)
Babiecakes Cutie Bootie Pie and Sunshine Princess Happy Head are just a little too much.
Trust me. Would I ever lead you wrong?
Do you still like me or was I too negative?
Tell me what bothers you about some blogs.
Make me feel like I am not the ONLY person with issues!
Man, I just knew it!
This pretty picture of her boys was shamelessly stolen from her blog! Whoopsie Daisy!
Will you please pray for my friend
Her sons are in Haiti.
They are safe.
There are many unknowns though.
Thank you for reading this long post.
And thanks for loving me even though I complained : )
I will try not to make a habit of it!