I don't know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Paul McGinty, Comedian
Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.
Q Who’s the patron saint of e-mail?
A: St. Francis of a CC.
These jokes came from Reader’s Digest
And these pictures came from Jessi,
who hates her red hair.
She is so pretty.
Happy Weekend One and All!
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