Before I tell you my story today,
I want to remind you that my Mom is AMAZING!
She was worried this story might tarnish her reputation.
Please know, the only reputation this story should tarnish,
is my own!
I was a bad kid.
And not too attractive I might add…
So, Mama Kat’s prompt today is:
And apparently, I live on a different planet,
because I am going to tell you about a time
I SHOULD have been taken to the ER
and was not!
This story will make you very thankful
for your very well behaved children!
It was a dark and stormy night.
Whoops! Wrong story.
It all happened on a perfectly normal school morning.
My brother and sister and I
were waiting for the bus at the end of the driveway.
We must have missed it.
I don’t know how.
So my Mom, drove the blue station wagon
down the driveway to take us to school.
Apparently she told us to get inside.
And apparently, I did not listen,
I did NOT want to get inside and go to school.
My Mommy, who is positively FRANTIC about being late,
must have decided to pretend to drive off to teach me a lesson.
Only, she really did drive off.
Right over my foot.
I cried and made a big deal.
And my Mom cried too I think.
And then she took me to school and deposited me there.
And I was just fine.
My Mom thought that someone might call Child Welfare on her.
I told her chances are good that
this incident will NOT be reported
since I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY OLD (33)
and they don’t investigate incidents over
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And here is my question for the day!
What color was your station wagon?
My Best Friend Susannah’s family had a wood paneled one.
I thought they were the COOLEST kind on the planet.
I always hoped I could get one someday : )
I will make Gary read this post
and see if he can make my dreams come true!