Friday, May 1, 2009

Fantastic Friday


Hope your Friday is outstanding : ).
Lolli's Shot of the week is right here.
And here is a funny joke to make your day:
Bob was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in thedriveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning
he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up,
she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a gift box
wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe
and ran out to the driveway,
brought the box back in the house.
She opened it
and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


48 comments:

He And Me + 3 said...

Poor Bob...that is too funny.

Martha (FL) said...

Lol at the joke!

Your picture is adorable. I love that "smushed" up face babies make!

Did you get those pool passes yet?

smiles4u said...

That is too funny! Cute picture!

Bonnie said...

Oh..that's a funny one.

Cortney said...

LOL. nice.

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

Oh Bob....that is faster than any car..you are right!!! =) LOL...Im sure he was a nice guy!

Shana said...

what a beautiful shot!

Mandy, Dustin and Thomas said...

Too funny! Super adorable picture!

Omah's Helping Hands said...

Cute pic and great joke! Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving sweet comments. I love your blog and will be back! Happy to meet you and looking forward to getting to know you better. Blessings to you.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Love that picture!!! Love Bob? NOT SO MUCH.

imbeingheldhostage said...

Very funny! My hubby is named Bob and I could SO see a gift like that ending up in our home.

April said...

Sweet picture...that joke almost made me tinkle! :)

Heidi said...

that's hilarious!

Dot O said...

Love your post today!! Very, very funny.......

Just hopped over here to see if you managed to get anybody into a dress so you could take photos similar to Angie's! LOL.

Have a great weekend. Nice and rainy for us.....

Pumpkin Delight said...

I love Fridays! So glad that it is.

That picture is great. They are beautiful!

Nap Warden said...

Oh Bob...what were you thinking?

g said...

Hilarious!! Poor Bob!

The Incredible Woody said...

Bwahaha!!

There was a man driving down a road. A woman was driving up that same road. As they pass each other, the woman yells "PIG!" The man yells "BITCH!" As the man rounded the next curve, he fatally crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.

IF men would just listen!!

mimi said...

Nice laugh to start my Friday...hopefully a fabulous Friday:)

Jenni Jiggety said...

Love the picture and I LOVE the joke!

Happy Friday!

RR Mama said...

Where do you find the jokes, they are so funny! Thanks for checking on me. Doing good, need a nap! Have a great weekend my friend!

jennykate77 said...

LOL...thanks for the chuckle. That cracks me up! Just like a man, huh?!

The pic is ADORABLE!

Hope you're having a fabulous Friday!

Catherine said...

Bad Bad Bob! Love that shot! Happy Friday to you my friend!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

LMAO! Bob should have known better!

Debbie said...

Excellent joke! Bob is great:)

Karie Lee said...

Oh, that Bob! Thanks for the laugh.
Cute picture too.

Liz said...

Funny joke!! I love the picture!

Kristin said...

Your picture is beautiful, love the face & grandparents too- that's why I picked my picture! Thanks for coming over to my blog. I love your stories, gonna' be a follower! Have a great weekend, thanks for the prayers, I can't wait for the communion!

Jenny said...

That picture is so cute and that joke cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh:)

kris... said...

darling picture to go along with one of my favorite old jokes!

McFluffy said...

LOL... you have some great photo's!! FAB!!!

Jaime said...

That is very funny, thanks for sharing.

JUST ME, THE MOM said...

Hee Hee! Cute photo and joke. I'll have to be sure to share the joke, my hubby would get a kick out of it:)

Kristin

Trudy Tilseth said...

LOL, that's awesome...except for Bob, of course!

Hope the weekend is great!

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

HAHAHA....Bob would have been missing if he did that to me, too!!

Katie said...

What a cute picture.

Gabe's Girl said...

I love the picture and the music. That is a classic baby face. I am excited about the movie about Julia Childs. It should be good, I hope. We read Mockingbird (biography about Harper Lee and To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Of course, TKAM is a great book, but surprisingly enough, so was the biography. It gave great insight into her life and work.
Bob is not a very bright hubby!

Darlene said...

That picture is just too CUTE!!! Yep, Bob will never be seen again....lol

Kidd Family said...

hahahahaha!
Bob deserves to never be found! ;)

cute pic!

Lolli said...

THat is great!! I'm sitting here with my mom and we had a good laugh about that one. Plus, I love the scrunhced up baby face. Very cute picture!

Julie Rivera Photography said...

What a fantastic joke! Good clean fun I can even share with my dad. :)

H.K. said...

I guess Bob forgot to follow the unwritten rule, Never Ever buy a weight scale & ALWAYS tell your wife her butt looks small in the outfit, even when she really doesn't!

Buzzings of a Queen Bee! said...

Oh my gosh...hilarious joke! :) I will have to remember that one!
Carrie

antoinettemariew@blogspot.com said...

great pic my friend and even better joke! blessings...

Seini Photography said...

That is too funny! Bob should no better:) I'm sure he'll be gone for a while. Thanks so much for stopping by! Kaishon is such a cutie:) I'll be stopping by to see when Bob decides to show up!

Grandma J said...

Bob would definitely be in big trouble here. I love the picture of your mom and the baby! I hope you guys are having a wonderful weekend.

Cayle said...

WOW!
SO FUNNY haha
and poor bob.

Ragan said...

Too funny! And speaking of missing, where are you? You've dropped to like #9 on my blog roll and you're usually right up at the very top. Hopefully you're off having a great weekend.