Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Unbelievable Story

I will never forget
The look that the teacher gave me this morning
when I was dropping Kaish off at school.

What was the matter?
Well, let me start by telling you this.
Kaishon’s school hates me.
Really, really hates me.
I can’t divulge ALL of the information here on this blog,
But trust me when I tell you,
they hate me.

Kaishon is the coolest kid.
Sometimes he is naughty though.
I have written posts before about his school issues.
Let’s just say that the troubles have not ceased this year.
They progress.

I think I am a nice Mom to the school.
I was a teacher. I know what Nice Mom’s are like.
But whatever-
this post is not about that.
But rather about what I will never forget.

So Kaish and I were running a wee bit late this morning.
(I totally overslept.)
I was working from home today so that wasn’t problematic for me.
Kaish got dressed quickly and we rushed out to the car.
We rushed over to school which only takes about 3 minutes.
We pull up to the carport.
The waiting Teacher is still there.
That is such a good sign.
Kaish gives me a kiss and gets out of the car.
Everything is going PERFECTLY!

He starts to walk in and I hear the bell.
We just got a LONG letter from the school
about walking your kid in
if the bell is ringing when you drop them off.
So, I roll down my window and smile at the waiting teacher.
I said, “Should I go in and sign him in?”
Normal right?
She gets this HORRENDOUS look on her face!
“Oh no. You do NOT need to do that. Goodbye!”
She sort of waves me off.
I responded by smiling and saying, “Have a great day.”
She wouldn’t make eye contact.

I was thinking this was totally bizarre.
I was also thinking that the Principal probably
told her I was a Psycho Mommy.
We all know I am NOT even a teeny bit psychotic : ).
So I pull away from the curb totally baffled.
And that is when I look down and see the problem!
My BOOB was hanging out of my pajama shirt.
Totally exposed.

I called my best friend Jen laughing hysterically.
She directed me to leave the property quickly
Before the school decided to call the police
for indecent exposure.

You think I am kidding, right?
No school would contact police for their parents, right?
I wish I was.
So this day is something I will NEVER ever forget.
Do you ever leave the house in your pajamas?

Oh, you know how every post needs a picture?
Well, no pictures today : ).
I did my face for I heart Faces on Monday,
But I think a boob might be a little much.

Head over to Mama Kat’s to play along.
She has 5 great prompts every Thursday.


Ragan said...

Oh my gosh Rebeckah! That is hilarious!!! I am so sorry that happened to you, but so glad you posted about it ;)

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

Oh girlie - YOU POOR THING!!! Didn't your little man even let you know?
How could you not know?? I think I may pee my pants right now!!

Grandma J said...

Rebeckah, that is way too funny! Thank goodness you noticed and didn't stop off for milk and bread on the way back home...or stop at starbucks for a latte. MOOOOOOO :)

He And Me + 3 said...

OMGosh...Thank God she wasn't cruel and told you to walk him in..that would have been embarrassing. LOL

M said...

I guess this is a time to be thankful that I don't have enough boob to hang out of my pj's!!! I feel for you- AHhhh!

The Incredible Woody said...

I am sorry you had to be embarrassed but that is totally hilarious!!

Michelle said...

Oh this is sooooo not where I thought this was going to go. So not what I expected. That poor teacher ;) And your boy didn't say anything to you?

Melinda said...

That is the funniest thing I have read in a while. You totally crack me up! You know what I love even more? - the fact that you called your friend to share a good laugh with her and didn't drive away completely horrified. That makes you the coolest person I know!

fishing guy said...

I must say this is one that I never thought I would read. Talk about sticking you neck out, well a little lower I guess. Who can we laugh at if not ourselves.

Living on the Spit said...

You have to keep them guessing! Can you imagine what the topic was in the teacher's lounge today? I would totally go tomorrow and walk in him to class and smile at all of them!

You killed with this post girly!!! Fabulous and totally blievable because this stuff just can't be made up!

Drama Queen Jenner said...

So, in my imagination, your boob popped out as you leaned over to talk to the teacher, right?
I accidentally flashed my boss once. Great story, I'll just have to blog about it sometime soon.

Liz said...

Oh my! That is just too funny! I am glad that you are able to just laugh it off. I wouldn't be able to.

Becky said...


OH HAHAHAHA!!! That is mortifyingly funny. So terrible yet sooooooo hilarious. Thank you so much for the show... er...laugh.

Sally's World said...

OMG thats so funny....i feel so much better about flashing my knickers to everyone the other week now...too funny....i bet if it was a male teacher, he'd have invited you in lol!!! seriously was obviously an accident, no one turns up to their kids school with their knockers hanging out, why didn't she just tell you...female commeraderie people!!

Marilyn said...

Oh, me. Can't you just hear the talk in the teacher's lounge? Now, you didn't happen to have some crystal light before leaving for school did you? Boy, you sure have some exciting adventures. I had a good laugh.

Mommynightowl said...

haha, you would think she would tell you why you didn't need to walk him inside.

Blogging Mama Andrea said...

Oh my! LOL! That would definitely be a reason not to walk him in :)

I never do the pj's taking my guy to school. His dad takes him while I stay my pj's.

Bonnie said...

OMG, I'm still laughing. She could have at least said "Hey your boob is hanging out". haha

kisatrtle said...

Too funny...I'm in PA too and I'm wondering if this is my kids school...LOL

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

OMGosh! This is way too funny! This is like when you have a booger haning out of your nose and nobody will anything! I will laugh about this all day! TA TAs for now!

Cortney said...

Oh my gosh that is so funny! Atleast you can laugh (and blog) about it!

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...


That is HILARIOUS!!! I would have died!

Busy Bee Suz said...

YOu just made my day. Perhaps she thought you were still nursing that rumour will be all over the school. ;)

ness said...

weirdly enough...I dropped the kids off this morning wearing hubby's t-shirt and boxers, barefoot. But I was wearing sunglasses. Really big sunglasses. You should get yourself a pair of those super big sunglasses. They are GOOD THINGS.

My sister in law went out one morning to drop her daughter off at school wearing her pjs and her husband's shoes. It was snowing and she got in a wreck. First thing she asked her husband to do was bring her a bra and some shoes!!!

ness said...

And I would say, based on the number of comments you get, you are a blogging ROCK STAR! I love how you always get people talking. Me...I just get them thinking...not always a good thing!

RR Mama said...

Only you Rebeckah! And that is why Hubs takes the boys to school!

I'm just the MOM said...

I already knew you were great and now a wardrobe malfunction! You have been the start to a great day, I can tell. I'm laughing with you I promise!

smiles4u said...

LOL! I am sorry for your embarrassment but this is too funny! Thanks for the morning laugh!

Mental P Mama said...

So...your school doesn't allow humans for parents? I love that Kaishon didn't even think anything of it!

April said...

First of all, there is absolutely NO WAY anyone could ever hate you...not buying it!

Now, I have to tell you, Rebeckah, that I've never laughed so hard in all my life as when I read your story...I couldn't help it! Oh, you poor thing! I would have been mortified! Of course, my boobies are so small, no one would have even noticed! LOL! I'm not sure it I'd be brave enough to show my face (or boobs!) on school grounds ever again! This was a doozy, my friend!

Jolene said...

OH MY GOODNESS! That was hilarious! Maybe they'll remember you at your son's school for something else now!
Hope you have a better day, and no more indecent exposure.

Saundra@ItalianMamaGoneCrazy said...


You have just solidified your position as "That Mom"... no worries... I'm one too!

That was hilarious...good thing the teachers wasn't male.

Denise said...

Right now... I don't feel bad at all for taking my kid to school in the t-shirt and boxers I slept in... AND I'm glad I wear a boob-pop-outless t-shirt! This post cracked me up! Thanks for sharing!

mamamia said...

i am laughing hysterically. Now I know why the teacher was giving you that look! Not sure why Kaishon never gave you that look. . . he must not have noticed. That is too funny! I can hardly believe it! Sorry for you ,though ;0)

mimi said...

Oh just caused me to spit my tea out and laugh OUT LOUD. I was reading and wondering, but never expected that ending!!! Oh honey, I wish I could come grab you and take you out for a hot fudge sundae or something.

You are the best! My mom was not "loved" by our teachers...she was the best mom!! Also, I love your little Kaishon....I think he is very much like my boys ;)

Kimmy said...

OH. MY. GOSH!!!! LMAO!!! I am so blushing for you right! You poor thing, sorry that happened. At least you could laugh about it. Sorry, I never go anywhere in my pjs though. I now know to NEVER make an!

Erin said...

I so did not even expect THAT ending! HAHAHAHA That is classic! Loved it!

Alicia said...

Oh my daughter was saying to me, "What?" Because I am totally cracking up over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jlo said...

LOL!! LOL!! That is something that would happen to me and it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

Zonie Mama said...

OMG I a, so sorry you were embarrased but that is hilarious!

Visiting from Mamas losing it said...

i actually started choking this caught me so off guard....HOW HILARIOUS! i'm one whose reputation also preceeds myself within the school system and asher hasn't even hit kindergarten yet...i knew we were meant to be friends! if it makes you feel better...i once ran through a large shopping mall, trying to get out the door before closing, wearing a hoodie, and yes, the zipper had failed me and it was all the way unzipped by the time i hit the last store....blessings..

Becky said...

Your name is Rebeckah?!?! My name is Rebecca!! Who knew?!?! Anyways,. hilarious post. Sounds like something that would happen to me!!!

Stacey said...

Too funny. If that happened to me now after my three kids, the teacher would just think she was seeing my knee because they hang so low!!!

Thanks for the laugh. (and thanks for stopping over at mine).

Karen Deborah said...

ok the funniest post I have read all day!!!! A male teacher would've smiled real big!

Trudy Tilseth said...

Visiting from Mama Kat's! Seriously, that is the funniest thing I've heard in a long did you NOT know? LOL!

Martha (FL) said...

OMG, how embarrasing! I am sure you were the talk of the school!

Jenn said...

That's great! Why can't people just TELL you that your boob is out? It's not that big of a deal. What, you did it on purpose?

jennykate77 said..., Rebeckah! This is hysterical! So, you hadn't felt a "draft" or anything? Oh, this is too funny. You know, that teacher COULD have been nice enough to give you "the eye" or say SOMETHING! I believe you when you say that you will NEVER forget this. I wouldn't either. Thanks for sharing!

Amy said...

Oh my! How funny! You sure gave them something else to talk about other than being "Psychotic". Thanks for giving me a laugh for stopping by my blog and for leaving a comment - you helped to make my day!

gretchen said...

This is too much. Thank you for not posting a picture. ;)

Celeste said...

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at my desk! I can totally understand your decision to not do a photo for this post :)

Kristen@nosmallthing said...

Oh wow! That is SO hilarious. I am cracking up. I can totally picture the entire thing, and it just cracks me up. Ha ha ha! Yeah, Ella would have totally loved you. SHE would have told you about it. :)

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

Now that is just pure funny-ness all day long...I mean I can't even tell you how many times I came back to read this post today and kept trying to leave a comment...darn blogger...I mean is it weird that I could not get your boob out of my head? LOL!!! That was soooo funny!

SassyMomma said...

Oh my word! Girl you just made my day~ I probably haven't laughed that hard in a LONGGG time!!!
Thanks so much for sharing your Hilarious story!! =)

Mama Joe said...

I just choked on my meatloaf sandwich. That is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time! HA!

Oh - and I was also cracking up because I've had several comments on my blog lately about how cool grandmas are, and how cute my grandkids are, etc. I just had an "ah hah!" moment. You see, I am not a grandma. I'm a mother of five awesome kids and my oldest is only 11! Why do people keep thinking I'm a bloggin' grandma? Yep - just figured it out - "grannyland." No grannies here - our last name is Grandstaff!

Anyway - I LOVE grandparents too - I have some really cool ones - but I'm not one yet. Thanks for your comments on my blog!

I heart faces too!

Ms. Attitude said...

Oh. my. gah! I just laughed so hard, but I feel terrible for it! that is so funny! The teacher could have at least told you about your boob! Geez. Anyway, thanks for stopping by my blog! I can't wait to read more of yours!

drewmark19 said...

Oh my goodness! I totally didn't see that coming. That totally blows my most embarassing moment out of the water! Awesome, hilarious post. I got a good laugh, but at the same time I'm equally horrified for you. I think I'd be telling my dear sweet son that he is riding the bus for the rest of his life just to avoid ever seeing that teacher again. Thankfully parent-teacher conferences are a thing of the past by this time of the year. :)

Stacey said...

Oh my gosh, as an ex teacher who has worked that car line many times, I will tell you that you probably gave a lot of people a good little laugh. We've all had our exposing moments. It's no biggie. :)

Kristin said...

OMG- for the second time I am laughing out loud!! that is hysterical!

MamabearMills said...

Thaqnks for all the comments! I loveeeeeeeeee comments, so you rock! heehee. That story is fab! I so wish you would have gone in the school! I wonder what they would have said! ahhahahahahahahhaha!

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Sarah said...

OMG I just died laughing!!!!!