when a man walking down the aisle
abruptly halted in front of her,
did a double take, and exclaimed,
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman burst into tears,
and the conductor who heard her crying tried to console her.
"Don't worry about what inconsiderate people have to say;
they're just being uncouth.
Here, here's a banana for your monkey."
Because Mickey was monogamouse
"Please tell me how I could acquire a pair of mongeese."
The word didn't seem right, so he wrote another note:
"Please tell me how I could acquire a pair of mongooses."
By then, neither word seemed right, so he wrote:
"Please tell me how I could acquire a mongoose
and a second one to keep the first one company."How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?