Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Animal Jokes from my little animals

A young woman was traveling with her infant son on a train
when a man walking down the aisle
abruptly halted in front of her,
did a double take, and exclaimed,
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman burst into tears,
and the conductor who heard her crying tried to console her.
"Don't worry about what inconsiderate people have to say;
they're just being uncouth.
Here, here's a banana for your monkey."

Why did Walt Disney's famous rodent have only one girlfriend?
Because Mickey was monogamouse

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo!

A farmer who was bothered by marauding snakes wrote a note to the city zoo:
"Please tell me how I could acquire a pair of mongeese."
The word didn't seem right, so he wrote another note:
"Please tell me how I could acquire a pair of mongooses."
By then, neither word seemed right, so he wrote:
"Please tell me how I could acquire a mongoose
and a second one to keep the first one company."

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T!

21 comments:

The Incredible Woody said...

Too funny!!

April said...

Love it, Rebeckah...and those adorable faces are just icing on the cake!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Priceless and precious!

He And Me + 3 said...

Cute faces and jokes. funny, the jokes, not the faces...those are cute:)

mimi said...

Thank you...I could use a laugh about now;) I hope you have a wonderful week? Spring break there?

Martha (FL) said...

Great pictures and great jokes. Tara used to love to get her face painted, but now she's too old (according to her!)

Lolli said...

Awesome painted faces! Love your cats!

Busy Bee Suz said...

HOW adorable are those kids????
The monkey joke is my favorite!!

RR Mama said...

Cute faces!! Thanks for the sweet comment, I try hard to stay positive but don't ask my kids, poor things, I yelled at them Sunday when I felt so bad. I did end up hugging them and telling them tomorrow would be a better day.

Grandma J said...

Funny jokes! Those face paintings are the best I've seen..ever!

Yes, we have a Blue Bell ice cream counter in our theatre. A-Ron's cone was $4.50.

M said...

Great faces!!
Now I think I will go have a banana...

Granny Smith said...

One of the best gifts I ever gave my daughter-in-law was a set of face paints. The pictures are adorable and the jokes are wonderfully funny and corny.

mamamia said...

great son, great pics, cute jokes, great mom!

theArthurClan said...

Oh my word Rebeckah, the first one had me laughing out loud. So funny!

Mandy, Dustin and Thomas said...

How adorable! Great pictures. Thanks for all your wonderful comments, it means alot! I can tell you're an awesome and beautiful person!!!

jennykate77 said...

The pics are sooooo CUTE! I love the little jokes.

Hope you're having a great week so far!!

Dot O said...

Great photos! I love those painted faces!!

As far as those half-off egg dyeing kits, I hope you have better luck than we did yesterday. My daughter has a babysitting job this summer and needs to come up with ideas to entertain the boys so we thought she could do egg dyeing in July!! THE KITS WERE STILL FULL PRICE AS OF YESTERDAY!! However, we picked up a couple anyway.

Maybe today they went to half off.......

Thanks for stopping by my blog. I am now official two days behind in my blogging and blog visiting and am hoping to catch up tonight.

Reader Wil said...

What a handsome guy Kaishon is! I love your photos and jokes! Thanks for sharing! Have a great day!

Reader Wil said...

Oh, and Maihaugen is not in my country but in Norway! Where we often went for our holidays. My country is the Netherlands and I live in that province that's called Holland. See my post of a few weeks ago for "That's My World"

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

Great animal joke and I love your little animal friends...I think you have the makings for a zoo!

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

Liz said...

Great jokes!