Monday, January 12, 2009

Joke of the Day

This joke comes to you compliments of my baby brother, Johnny.

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name
is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the
bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to co nsult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old
man's a Rolling Stone.'

Quince and his family are adjusting to life now that Quince is back home. His wife was able to take off last week to help him get into routines. Quince's Grandmother will be spending the days with Quince so he is not home alone. He has a lot of therapy scheduled each week at home. Please keep the family in your prayers as there is a lot of stress at this time.


Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Little T will like that joke!

My CdubbleU has been where Quince is~He will get through it and yes it is very stressful...for the whole family~ I know. Prayer is a wonderful thing, and I will keep this family in my prayers.

The Incredible Woody said...

I cannont imagine the stress that they are going thru. They will certainly be in my prayers.

April said...


I had a feeling I knew where the joke was headed with a name like Patty Whack...too cute!!! :)

I am glad to know that life is plugging along for Quince and his family. I can only imagine the stress they are all under with the changes they're having to face. Rest prayers continue!

Have a blessed Monday, my sweet friend!

Busy Bee Suz said...

that is the funniest....I did not see it coming!!!!!
**prayers for Quince. Although it sounds like had has already been blessed with a wonderful family***

Jules from "The Roost" said...

What a cute joke.:) I am praying for Quince and his family today!

Grandma J said...

I continue to pray for Quince and his family. Progress is slow, but forward moving.

That joke is cute!

jennykate77 said...

That joke is too funny. ☺

Praying for Quince and his family.

Hope you have a good Monday!

RR Mama said...

That is so funny! I needed that laugh today. I am thrilled that Quince is home. Guess if I had read first instead of emailing you, I would have had my answer. Have a great day, my friend!

Anonymous said...

That Joke Rocks!!

Who's your daddy!!

Who's that awesome baby girl??!!

stargurrl13 said...

That is one of my all-time favorite jokes! Thanks for reminding me of it!

Also....thanks for youe sweet words about my new hair. I'm really glad I made the change. I think the color is much nicer for me :)

Hope you're doing well!

We're still praying for Quince!

Anonymous said...

my husband and i both got a good laugh at the joke. tell john for us ;0)