Monday, December 1, 2008

Knock Knock Jokes to make you smile!

knock knock
Who's there?
Patti-O Who?
Pattio furniture

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabel Who?
Isabel out of order? I had to knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abby Who?
Abby Birthday to you, Abby Birthday to you.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.

knock knock
who's there?
a little boy
a little boy who?
a little boy who cant reach the door bell!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the darned door!

Kaish and Gary are making fun of me for this post : ). They listened to all of my choices and they dislike every one. Oh well. I hope they make you smile today! Happy Monday!


jennykate77 said...

Isaiah would love these! He thinks knock knock jokes are the funniest :)

Cute pic!

April said...


Your wonderful humor always makes me smile!!! It's something this world needs more of, that's for sure! Have a super evening! *Hugs*

big hair envy said...

I wish I had know THOSE jokes when I was a kid! There were NEVER enough Knock, Knock jokes to go around.....

Word Verification: weedo
Someone's been peeking in my flower beds:D

big hair envy said...

*knowN* Whoops!

Grammy said...

Thanks for the smile. I enjoyed them.

Grandma J said...

I love knock knock jokes. Yours are especially funny.

Those guys are being way too silly. Besides, they probably like teasing you!
I received a nice Christmas card from Quince and his family. How sweet!!

DD said...

These are too cute! I am totally telling these to my 3rd graders. Today they started telling me jokes and I had none to tell! Isn't God good, even in the little details? :-) Love you!

richies said...

I didn't groan even once. I promise. My daughters name is Cynda. When she was 5 years old she made up her own knock knock joke.

knock knock
who's there
Cynda who
Cynda pizza right over.

An Arkie's Musings

Mom on the Run said...

You can't KNOCK a knock knock joke. I find it funny when a joke is passed down. We have a family joke of sorts... How do you clean a messy tuba? With a tube of toothpaste. All three kids have had their turn with it. I am a "starts to tell joke, then gets off track, then forgets the punchline" I don't tell jokes.

smiles4u said...

Yep made me smile! Cute picture...they look so happy together!

Julie said...

love that pic!!!

Reader Wil said...

Hi Rebeckah! Knock , knock, I am back again. Yesterday I came home and saw your comments! Thanks!I'll try to answer all comments.

Cortney said...

Haha! I love it. I'm sending the last one to my friend Amy because her husband HATES Momma Jokes so we have to make them in coded terms under our breath.

stargurrl13 said...

Thanks for the smiles and laughs this post brought to me.

Things aren't other way to put it. Laughter seems to be all I have to brighten my mood.

I loved these!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Well, I love them all and had never heard a one before. So you can tell Gary and Kaish I said: Na na na na. ;)

The Incredible Woody said...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bath tub. I'm dwowning.

Brandi said...

Thanks for the smile :)

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I'm gonna share these with Litte T. Knock Knock Jokes are his favorite.