Monday, November 17, 2008

A funny joke to start your week!










A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.


The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

22 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Very funny!!! I never heard that one.
love the pictures.

April said...

Very cute! A great way to start off my Monday morning, so thanks! Love your pictures!!

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Cortney said...

Haha! Nice. I like the farm pics!

Jules from "The Roost" said...

OH do I know some Texans that will love this ;) I hope you day is bright and cheery! :

Daphine said...

Good Morning lady!
Love the pictures! They are precious! What a funny joke! I hadn't heard of this one.

Have a great day!

richies said...

Really cool tractor, and cute kids too.

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stargurrl13 said...

Great joke and I really needed the laugh today!

Those pictures are so cute, too!

Have a great week, my friend!

Grandma J said...

Those pictures are so Fall! I can't wait to tell your joke to people here in TX.

Jamie said...

For the right price, I can be rented.

Live.Love.Eat said...

Hah, cute! And great pics to go along with the joke!

Big Hair Envy said...

Bwahahaha!

Are those pictures from your trip to the pumpkin patch? The kids are beyond adorable:)

RR Mama said...

To funny! I love the pictures of Kaishon on the tractor. I bet he had a blast!

Becky said...

great joke! Love the pics too. I didn't realize that Kaishon was so tall.

Darlene said...

That is FUNNY...I have never heard that one and I was born and raised in Texas!!!!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I have to say the boy/girl in the first photo is precious....and Kaishon looks right at home on the John Deere. He's a man after my own heart.

Great pics!

Mental P Mama said...

LOL. Must remember that one for my Texas buds....

DD said...

you are a piece of work! Is your week going any better? Praying for you!

photowannabe said...

Funny and a perfect comeback.
Cute pictures too.

Erica said...

Ha ha ha That is funny!! Cute pictures bye the way!

babooshka said...

Cute words and images.

Jason, as himself said...

Good one!

michael james said...

lol its really funny thanks for sharing it.
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