Monday, November 24, 2008

Cheesy Thanksgiving Jokes




Why do turkey's always gobble?
Because they have not been taught good table manners.

Which cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

What's round and red and wears a diaper?
A baby cranberry

20 comments:

Daphine said...

Happy Monday lady! Cute cute pictures of Kaishon! Ready for this? I've never heard of any of these jokes, so I really did get a kick out of them. lol!

richies said...

Groan. Why do i now feel like I'm in the third grade. The pictures were great. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving.

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April said...

Oh, Abby will love these jokes...very cute! Adorable pics, as well! Kaishon sure looks like he was having a ball!

Jules from "The Roost" said...

Cute! I love the pictures of Kaishon!

Grandma J said...

Awe, such sweet pictures of Kaishon. those jokes are new to me as well, I'll have to share them this weekend.

Darlene said...

Those are good. Love the pictures of Kaishon!

jennykate77 said...

LOL :)

I'll have to store these to memory...you know, in case there's any down time around the dinner table :)

Have a great Monday!

big hair envy said...

Kaishon is such a cutie!!! Aren't you glad he is still willing to let you take photos like that?

"Plymouth Rock" *snort* !!!!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Cute!

smiles4u said...

Cute pictures! And very cute jokes that I can try and teach my little man.

Busy Bee Suz said...

So funny and Yes, Extra CHEESY!!!

Katie said...

Funny, how are you today? E-mail me!!

photowannabe said...

Perfect Groaners there. Love the picture of scarecrow Kaishon. Too cute.

Weeksie50 said...

Kaison is so cute and so full of life.. I love how you capture his youthful spirit in the photos..

I am also loving the jokes..
way to cute..

Becky said...

Great pics and I did laugh... just a little.

Mom on the Run said...

Great jokes. Need to try them out on my kids.

This may sound odd, but I have a post up called "One Word Answers." Stop by and check it out. I found it on someone's blog when I was stuck for a post idea.

Sailor Girl said...

Ah ah ah!!! You've just made my day!!!! God bless you!!!!!

themrs said...

i saw the your comment from today on another blog. i'm so sorry you're having a rough day. i try to remember that "this too shall pass". hope your day gets better! happy thanksgiving! i can see you have lots to be thankful for :)

Pumpkin Delight said...

Ha, ha! Nothing like a little elementary school humor when I'm on fall break. :) What fun pictures. Happy Thanksgiving!

Corrie at "Cents"able Momma said...

What great jokes! My 5 year old is really into jokes this year, so I'll have to try them with him.